melanoleuca: remember that time Lilo got real hood real fast and beat that white girl’s ass i do
me: why are those guys staring at me
me: is there something on my face
me: is there something on my shirt
me: they're probably laughing at how ugly i am
me: they probably find it amusing how fat i am
friend: maybe they think you're cute
me: are you retarded or something
Ryan Dunn: I'm surrounded by cacti, for fuck's sake... IT'S CACTI!
Steve-O: It's cactus!
Ryan Dunn: Whatever it is, it hurts!
I speak three languages fluently:
laughingstation: Smartass, Sarcasm, and Profanity. more funny posts here!
chelleplusone: booty-banquet: thepnds: chompyface: do you ever just want to gently place your hands on someones cheeks and hold their head there in your hands and looking into their eyes and then violently jerk their head on a right angle and snap their neck i was not expecting that plot twist i believe you mean neck twist
irreluhvent: the sexual tension between you and someone when you tell them to shutup and they say ‘make me’
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Deep Red - I’m in love with you. Red - I love you. Pink - I think you’re cute. Blue - You’re amazing. Rose - You’re pretty Purple - You’re hot. Plum - I would fuck you. Violet - I would date you. Aqua - I could stay on your blog for hours. Lavender - You are my tumblr crush. Orange - I want to get to know you. Amber - I wish you would notice me. Cream - I don’t talk to you but I really love your...